The Poop-Chunk Dispatch Sporadical

Domestic news from Bracknell Farm

Breaking: Today Poop-Chunk had to have actual poop chunks (sorry, gentle readers) cut from her posterior fur. She actually bore the procedure relatively well and is taking a much-deserved nap. Sources say once she was held by Fitzgerald and had dug in with pointy elbows and dull claws, she was much comforted. The take away by all seems to be: get your Yorkie groomed before it comes to this.